September 2011
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free hat! →
Sep 1st
June 2011
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medical biotechnology makes its most important... →
Jun 9th
March 2011
2 posts
why science is stupid
I’m resubmitting the grant that I submitted to NIH last summer with major revisions.  It’s just a fact of science that research has to be hypothesis driven; scientists are rarely able to do research just for the sake of doing it without basing in on prior observations.  so I have read the previous research, and I have come up with a hypothesis:  the populations of cells in the brain...
Mar 23rd
reflections on "the people's key" and "the king of...
the people’s key: 1)  unlike most other bright eyes albums, I actually really like the intro speaking part of firewall.  especially when he says that hitler is an “asspokin’, charismistic, yeller” that is part alien/demon from another dimension.  2)  there seem to be a lot of references to hitler throughout. 3) firewall is one of my favorite songs on the album, although...
Mar 7th
December 2010
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October 2010
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for the MC Escher fan →
Oct 25th
September 2010
3 posts
Scott, as someone who wants to go into journalism,...
WASHINGTON – Just how confident are you that you made the right decision? New research has uncovered a part of the brain that’s larger in people who seem particularly introspective. Some people know their minds better than others, and research being reported Friday is a step at understanding the biology behind that important part of human consciousness. It’s work necessary for...
Sep 17th
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Okay, so you want to re-re-re-record (Avatar) in... →
Sep 16th
Revenge of the Introvert →
justfakeit: Good read if you’re like me and hate talking.  I think that’s what the point of the article is… No, seriously, reading this for me was downright incredible.  I obviously am not a big fan of being pigeon-holed by certain characteristics I hold, but this thing really had a lot of my personality pegged. i had a few problems with this article and didn’t really take it all that...
Sep 9th
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August 2010
1 post
stay classy, new jersey →
Aug 2nd
July 2010
8 posts
this literally makes me want to puke my guts out... →
edit:  i suppose it is part of human nature to be somewhat greedy, but this…  this just provides further evidence that the jersey shore cast is not actually human.  this is some real superhuman greed.
Jul 20th
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Jul 16th
no f-ing way →
Jul 16th
Jul 15th
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Jul 7th
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what?? →
Jul 2nd
you know what really grinds my gears?
microsoft word.  every time i try to start a sentence with a greek letter like alpha or beta, it always switches it to a regular A or B, even if i specifically use the “insert” option to make it put in the greek letter.
Jul 2nd
June 2010
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Jun 30th
Jun 29th
finally, vodka for my more discriminating palate →
Jun 29th
is it me or does this sting operation seem to lack... →
Jun 25th
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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youandhoim... watch all of these, they're pretty... →
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
How’d you get your teeth so pearly? Dew drop dentures White washed faces She runs from the third world, pearly Vanilla (feel it crawl to me) Milkshakes (crawl back again) From Hard Rock (whatever you say) Cafes (it won’t go away) That’s where (I feel it crawl to me) She got her (crawls back again) Sweet tooth (it won’t go away) For white boys (whatever you say) She runs...
Jun 11th
it looks like a squirrel has fallen out of the tree in my back yard, hit the black top, and died.  any ideas as to what i should do with it?
Jun 11th
here comes 2012 →
Jun 11th
Jun 10th
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if a big bang explodes from the primeval... →
Jun 4th
Drummer, Wrong Gig →
justfakeit: Maybe this will make my tumblr seem more manly. Dan, I think you’re going to like this quite a bit. man, that guy might be the best drummer ever.  how someone can swing their arms so wildly yet maintain so much control over their timing and hit the right drums is beyond me.  i lost it when he started doing the robot dance in the middle.
Jun 4th
May 2010
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May 30th
May 30th
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“Dear Sharon, My address is correct for right now, as I am presently...”
– Remember this?  Yeah?  Well, above is what I wrote back today.  I was going to threaten her by saying I’d withhold my future donations, but I figured my $30 a year isn’t really all that much a threat.  So, I decided I’d just be smarmy. (via justfakeit) wow scott, that was really, really smarmy. ...
May 28th
THIS is what kids like now? →
May 27th
May 27th
THIS was a science headline... seriously?? →
May 27th
“While some experts disagree as to the extent of their intelligence, it is widely...”
– This never gets old. (via justfakeit) seriously??  i was just looking at this today too!
May 24th
May 17th
blues101: Starting May 30th, I am switching days off! Friday and Saturdays off here I come! No more 12 hour days either! awesome! does that mean you can come to philly for our super awesome fun time weekend in july?
May 17th
May 11th
more music and the brain for you guys →
May 8th
May 4th
no f-ing way →
May 3rd
April 2010
4 posts
stupid crap
last week discovery channel debuted a show about stephen hawking’s various theories about stuff.  the premiere was about his thoughts on alien existence, and he said that aliens certainly exist and we should avoid contact with intelligent civilizations at all costs.  since then i’ve seen like 5 headlines a day relating to the topic in some way.  for example, ...
Apr 30th
this is depressing →
justfakeit: joberholtzer: so much for leaving bed today Listen to me, all of you out there in internet-land:  None of you is a statistic, so don’t resign yourself to being one.  You still make your own way in this world, damn all the rest. It’s fucking Tuesday, who else is fired up? fired up because it’s tuesday?  are you kidding me scott?  i’m with jason on this one
Apr 27th
i'm shocked
i was watching tv last night and i saw a commercial for something that could have easily been part of jim gaffigan’s standup routine before it was real.  i’m not sure if any of you have seen this, but KFC has introduced a new “sandwich”.  it’s two slices of cheese, a few pieces of bacon, some special sauce, but no bread.  instead of two slices of bread enclosing this...
Apr 14th
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NO! →
(via joberholtzer) are you kidding me?  kurt cobain would shoot himself all over again if he could see this
Apr 9th
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March 2010
5 posts
milbank flashbacks
i’ve been using this fluorescence microscope the past few days to look at some brain slides i made.  for some reason when i have been doing it, i’ve been having weird memories of us sitting in milbank 13e, playing resident evil and doing power hours and whatever else we used to do second semester of that year, and i couldn’t figure out why.  then it hit me.  it’s an old...
Mar 31st